You're So Vain (Scouty version)

You rushed into the thrift store
Like you were herding just for a kick
Your face strategically marked below one eye
Your fur it was very slick
You had one eye in the mirror
And the other one on the stick
And all the girls dreamed that you’d pull their shirts down
You’d pull their shirts down, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this chair is for you, Scout
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this chair is for you, Scout
Don’t you? Don’t you?

You met me several years ago
When your were still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you chased around the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were dogs in my compost
dogs in my compost, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this chair is for you, Scout
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this chair is for you, Scout
Don’t you? Don’t you?

I had some dreams they were dogs in my compost
dogs in my compost, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this chair is for you, Scout
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this chair is for you, Scout
Don’t you? Don’t you?

Well, I hear you went up to Lake Sonoma
And your horse naturally won
Then you chased your Frisbee to Santa Rosa
But your eyes were burned by the sun
Well, you’re where you should be all the time
And when you’re not, you’re with
Some dog named Sam or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this chair is for you, Scout

You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this chair is for you, Scout
Don’t you? Don’t you?

etc.